Medieval Tavern Negotiation
You just need a health potion before the dungeon raid, but the tavern keeper insists on bundling.
Medieval Tavern Negotiation
You just need a health potion before the dungeon raid, but the tavern keeper insists on bundling.
“Good merchant, I need your strongest potion. The dragon awaits.”
“Ooh, strongest potion? Very rare! Comes with mandatory warranty and wooden spoon!”
“Why would a potion need a warranty?! Just take my gold!”
Line-by-Line Script & Acting Notes
“Good merchant, I need your strongest potion. The dragon awaits.”
“Ooh, strongest potion? Very rare! Comes with mandatory warranty and wooden spoon!”
“Why would a potion need a warranty?! Just take my gold!”
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