Coffee Shop Order Gone Wrong
Monday 7:58 AM. One customer wants a hyper-specific iced drink. The barista has had zero sleep.
Coffee Shop Order Gone Wrong
Monday 7:58 AM. One customer wants a hyper-specific iced drink. The barista has had zero sleep.
“Hi! Can I get a decaf half-caf oat-milk foam-free extra-hot iced latte?”
“Ma'am, you just asked for hot ice and sleepy caffeine. Pick one.”
“Oh, and make sure the oat milk is emotionally supportive!”
“Sure. Name for the cup? Never mind, I'm writing 'Chaos'.”
Line-by-Line Script & Acting Notes
“Hi! Can I get a decaf half-caf oat-milk foam-free extra-hot iced latte?”
“Ma'am, you just asked for hot ice and sleepy caffeine. Pick one.”
“Oh, and make sure the oat milk is emotionally supportive!”
“Sure. Name for the cup? Never mind, I'm writing 'Chaos'.”
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